Showing posts with label Just stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

And these people are teaching us anything???

From John J. Miller at the Corner Blog at Nationalreview.com:


Possibly the weirdest thing you will read all day:
A science professor at Columbia University on Monday began a quantum mechanics lecture by stripping into his boxers and eating a banana while rap music played in the background.
Then it got weird.


Comments and Musings:

1) just damn
2) facepalm

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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Can Workers' Compensation Show the Way?


Can Workers' Compensation Show the Way?
We've just emerged from a national orgy of high dollar commercials and finger pointing, otherwise known as the Presidential Election.  Now that the business of governance is actually back in the news, the predictable calls emerge for our politicians "to get along and to get something done for the American people." Oy vey.  Maybe the calls for an end to gridlock make sense in terms of a yearning for a more activist role in government.  If, however, the voter considers the message of his vote not as a request for more but instead as a restraining order, gridlock is exactly what you want. Volumes have been written about the schizophrenia of the American electorate and yet every two years, we're supposed to forget that we just don't agree amongst ourselves about what we want, what is proper and, heaven forfend, the question of whether we can afford it.   So, the questions remain: what are we to do and is there a better way to do it?
If we can't get along, can we at least leave each other alone long enough to get something done? If all answers must come from Washington, it would seem that the answer is no.  If, however, we take a clue from the state Workers' Compensation systems, and solve the problems in our own states then it won't be necessary for one solution that is as ill-fitting as a one size fits all snuggie.   We don't have uniformity over something that is as simple as the income benefit and yet, somehow, the sky isn't falling.  Furthermore, if State A enacts a policy that seems like a good idea but has disastrous consequences,not only does neighboring State B not have to partake in the misery but State B might even profit from State A's failure to rectify its legislative missteps.  The built in incentive towards flexibility, agility and actual problem-solving is enhanced when the dissatisfied constituency lives 5 miles away rather than 500 or 5000.  Never underestimate the power of negative feedback that our elected officials can feel when the constituent is providing that feedback in person rather than by phone call or email.  The possibilities are just delicious.
I call this radical concept "Federalism."  Maybe it's time we gave the 10th Amendment a fresh look.   Since no Government has ever figured out how to repeal the law of unintended consequences and since today's reform sews the seed of tomorrow's problem, would it not make sense to have as many possible laboratories testing whether this or that reform works better, whether one idea causes unforeseen problems or whether a given idea might, while protecting workers from injury, cost their employer so much that the business must close its doors.  Actions have consequences.  There is not a single person among us who wouldn't rather rubber-neck while passing by an accident rather than being involved in that accident. Of course we'd rather that the accident not happen but wishes do not make reality.



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Sunday, January 20, 2013

Actual questions from a Deposition

Yes, this is an actual exchange from a Deposition that I took a couple of years ago:

Q:  I need to ask you about your criminal history.  Have you ever been arrested?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Okay, please tell me about it.

A:  Well, I had to feed my children.

Q:  What did you steal?

A:  A curling iron.

[?!  Martha Stewart pay attention, this is probably how cooking creme brûlée with a blow torch started out.]



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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Funniest Medical Report I Have Ever Read

No I cannot tell you who said it or about whom it was said but in handwritten additions to a preprinted clinical evaluation form a country doctor had me in stitches. A few of the highlights:

HEARING:  She can hear better than a deer

WEIGHT: She has a serious case of biscuit poisoning

BULGES:  Yeah, lots of 'em, but no hernias.

[I suppose that this doctor wrote this at the end of an era when people didn't have easy access to their own medical records.  Probably a good thing.  You do have to wonder though if he wouldn't have been fun to deal with in the office as long as you never checked out what he wrote about you.]


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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Laziness personified

This is from the Corner Blog on National Review:


Most people have probably felt at some point that they’d rather watch cat videos on the Internet all day than do their job. According to an investigation conducted by Verizon’s security team, a mild-mannered computer-programmer in his mid-40s found a way to make that dream a reality:
The story goes a little something like this. A developer at a US-based critical infrastructure company, referred to as “Bob,” was caught last year outsourcing his work to China, paying someone else less than one fifth of his six-figure salary to do his job. As a result, Bob had a lot of time on his hands; in fact, during the investigation, his browsing history revealed this was his typical work day:
9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos.
11:30 a.m. – Take lunch.
1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.
2:00 – ish p.m Facebook updates – LinkedIn.
4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.
5:00 p.m. – Go home.
The company had called in Verizon to investigate what it assumed was a security breach after it discovered that its virtual private network was being accessed from China. The login information being used was Bob’s, and when investigators turned their attention to him, they found “hundreds of .pdf notices from a third party contractor/developer in (you guessed it) Shenyang, China.”
Though he had received several excellent performance reviews for his clean, timely, and well-written code, Bob’s employment was subsequently terminated.

[Geez - and he will probably file a comp claim]




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